wellseeyoulaterinnovator:

In other news, I should probably be drunk right now.


saturday nights out are overrated. do you have netflix? netflix wins everytime

netflix don’t win if you haven’t been out in like 30 years


i could be tipsy n partying rn :(


neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying


I’m sorry I gave you everything I had without making sure you wanted it.

Heavy (#418: April 21, 2014)

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(Source: write2014)



melisica:

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missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok